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Final Dream League Table 2007/08

Last Updated - Monday 5th May - 8.45am 

The Presentation Night will be on Saturday May 17th at Henfield Club (8.00pm)- please try to make it.

1 IF I KNEW IT WAS YOU, YOU FAT, GINGER, FAGGOT, RAPIST 1544 £125
2 CUMBRIAN LEGHORNS 1506 £100
3 IF YOU LIKE A LOT OF SEMEN ON YOUR BISCUIT JOIN THE CLUB 1490 £80
4 DR JACK'S ALLSTARS 1489 £60
5 GINGER - GAY - BOD 1486 £50
6 PIDDLEDIREKLY 1484 £40
7 RAFA THE GAFFER 1475 £30
8 COLIN '****' ARON SELSEY SLAYERS 1471 £25
9 BUTCHER'S CHOICE 1465 £20
10 4TH AGAIN !! 1460 £10
11 EUROBLUE 1942 1455 £5
12 DIET FOSTERS FOR SLAUGHTS 1449
13 MAGOO'S MARAUDERS 1445
14 FANCY A FIGHT DOWN THE TAVERN 1441
15 STILL HUNTING REYNARDS 1425
16 TENNESSEE DYNAMOS 1422
17 DEFINITELY TOO OLD TO PLAY FOOTBALL 1420
18 SUFFOLK EWE TOO 1415
19 BUBBA STINKS OF FISH 1411
20 GUPS GODS 1410
21 MABE'S BABES 1408
22 DOUBLE YOLKERS PLEASE 1406
23 WHO DROPPED JOEL IN BLEACH? 1405
24 BOYS FROM THE BLACK STUFF 1401
25 BLACK GINGER DISABLED DWARF 1396
26 FORTY IS THE NEW THIRTY! 1392
27 15 POINTS DOWN 1386
28 GO ON. PULL MY FINGER 1379
HOTPICKS 1 1379
30 POTTER'S ARMY 1375
31 MOYES MINTS 1373
32 BEN & NEIL'S STICKY PARK BENCH!! 1370
33 DENNIS WRIGHT ATE MY HAMSTER 1366
34 SLAUGHTS HAS CORNED BEEF LEGS 1365
35 CIDER MARGE 1362
36 IS SLICK BRIAN POTTER? 1358
37 BOB'S SLIPPERS 1356
CORNISH REBELLION 1356
39 HAMPSHIRE HOGS 1352
40 GOUGH'S GOALSCORERS 1351
41 CHELSEA DAGGERS 1350
42 RAFA'S BOYS 1340
43 MOTHER'S RUIN 1339
44 SAQUELO DE LA BOLZA DE CEBOLLAS! 1335
45 CONCRETE RUNNERS 1333
46 KING NAMEROF PACKAGING 1329
WHERE IS SLICK'S WHEELCHAIR? 1329
48 WOULD YOU TRUST ARSENE WENGER TO BABYSIT YOUR KIDS? 1319
49 ALL GRIEF & CRAPMAN 1314
50 BERTS SHIRTS 1312
51 AUSSIE FC 1311
52 WHO THE F*C* WAS COLIN! 1309
53 NICOLE AGAIN 1290
54 SK8 H8ERZ 1288
55 BAD HOFGASTEIN RED WINE DRINKERS 1284
56 ML GOAL FC 1280
57 "I HATE THE POLISH MORE THAN PALACE" 1276
58 JANE'S LUCKY 15 1273
59 POTTER POTTED MID'S BROWN (ALLEGEDLY…) 1259
60 LEEDS ARE INNOCENT 1257
61 NESS'S TRACTOR BOYS 1256
62 LETCHY'S LEGENDS 1252
63 THE POACHERS 1243
64 KIERA'S BELLES 1242
65 MIKE & BOD MUNCH EACH OTHERS 'PISS' TACHIOS NUTS 1241
66 HAS SLICK GOT A TOUCH OF DOWNS? 1240
67 PEG LEG JOHN 1239
68 B'S BEAUTIES 1237
69 PECKHAM'S NIBBLED SLAUGHTERS WHOPPER 1234
70 DIED IN THE HOLE 1227
LOVE THY MANAGER 1227
72 UTD P*S* ON LIVERPOOL 1212
73 ONI SAN FC 1202
74 HOTDOG IS A FOOTBALLING GENIUS! 1201
75 ONE FOR HIS KNOB 1194
76 SQUARE SHAPES, ROUND HOLES?? 1187
77 NEAL CITY 1185
78 THE CAIRNS CRUSHERS 1178
79 CHAIRMAN'S CHAMPIONS 1173
80 HOTPICKS 2 1166
81 THE DOG'S BOLLOCKS 1139
82 POACHERS TWO 1116
83 ROLE IN MY HOOF 1109
84 MAZZA IS A GAY BLACK WANABE 1103
85 THE DROGS BALLACKS 1085
HEWITTS - NO HOPERS 1085
87 DOBBS' DONKEYS 1063
88 MAZZA, PRIDE OR PROUD? 1052
89 TANNERY TARTS 1048
90 TOYS R US 1037
91 WOOF WOOF 1026
92 POT LUCK THE LAST STRAW 1019
93 JIMMY & TAFFY DIDN'T LAUGH FOR LONG 1016
94 HOT & STICKY STUFF 1006
95 THE OLD FRIDAY PISSHEADS 1004
96 BOFFEY 1002
"NOT A HOPE IN HELL" 1002
98 BEDDER'S BADDIES 1000
99 FA CHANCE 990
100 HOLDERS HOTSHOTS 987
101 BLUEBELL 986
LAZY COWZ WITH FOOT & MOUTH 986
103 WHISKY GALORE 966
104 SAM TRIADS 963
105 SANTA CRUZ IS COMING TO TOWN 955
106 SCROTUM STRANGLERS 954
107 HAIR TODAY V11 950
108 ROONEY'S NOT BAD FOR A FAT LAD 948
109 MENDAY'S ELITE 15 937
110 GLADE SISTERS LOST IN BAD GASTEIN 930
111 CHAS 'N' DAVE FC 922
112 THE SPECIAL ONES 900
113 GURNERS UNITED 827
114 DON'S DANGLERS 806
115 PHIL S IS A MULTI NATIONAL IMMIGRANT 769  
  FERRYDALE ROVERS 769  
  MAZZA IS A CLOSET LESBIAN 769 £5
118 DOWN AT THE BOTTOM, JUST LIKE LEEDS! 741 £10
119 ARCHIE'S TYSOE 593 £15
120 WEST IS BEST 584 £25